Tuesday, May 24, 2011

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• The Sperminator’s son has been in hiding for 10 years because he’s the leader of the resistance. Duh.
• Clive Davis gives $5 million so the Clive Davis Department can become the Clive Davis Institute. How selfless.
• The Rapture has been rescheduled.
• Bon Iver “gives them something to talk about.”
• For a hobbit, burnt nostril hair is just part of the job description.
• Well that’s what happens when you sell the biggest pop star on the planet’s new album for a buck.
• Happy birthday, Bob Dylan!
• Are you a Beatles or Rolling Stones fan?
• How do you steal a tour bus? David Copperfield must have had a hand in this.
• Gaga’s third Rolling Stone cover actually isn’t that weird.