Fiona Apple Rants About Arrest
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You may have heard about indie/experimental singer-songwriter and certified crazy person Fiona Apple‘s arrest in Texas last week for possession of hash. Now a video has been released from her show in Huston, TX on Saturday of the singer’s statement in regards to the matter.
She first makes a public apology to her jailer for her “attitudey” behavior, but then goes on to condemn four unnamed individuals who apparently handled the matter very poorly. She gives them the ultimatum of revealing themselves by saying “I’ll make you fucking famous any time you ask… So why don’t you stay in your fucking holding cell?” Sounds like the wrong person to mess with. Watch the video below, and try to figure out how this woman’s brain works. Rant is as follows:
“There are four people out there¦and I want you to know that I heard everything you did. I wrote it all down with your names and everything you did and said, stupidly thinking that I couldn’t hear or see you. I then ripped the paper up, but not before I encoded it and “ I got two lock boxes. We’ll call them ˜holding cell one’ and ˜holding cell two.’ In ˜holding cell one’ is the encoded version of the shit that you did that I know was inappropriate and probably illegal. In ˜holding cell two’ is the decoder. I’m the only one who holds the key, and you and I will be intimate forever because I will hold that secret forever. Unless of course the celebrity that you had so much interest in but you wanted to accuse me of bringing up while you laughed at me all night? Unless you’re interested in being a celebrity, I’ll make you fucking famous any time you ask and I’ll open those boxes. So why don’t you stay in your fucking holding cell?”
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