Lady Gaga Miraculously Sings, Dances, And Vomits Simultaneously At Barcelona Show
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Despite Lady Gaga’s notoriously lavish stage show, the most impressive piece of onstage magic at her October 6 Barcelona show was the pop singer’s incredible ability to expel the full contents of her stomach while continuing to sing and dance. Wow! How does she do it? Mother Monster would never use pre-recorded lip synch tracks, so it can only be concluded that Gaga is simply an incredible multitasker. She can probably even vomit while eating breakfast and reading the newspaper at the same time. Truly incredible.
In a fan-captured video, Gaga is seen walking down an onstage staircase during “The Edge of Glory.” She vomits once, begins to dance, vomits again, continues to dance, and vomits once more, just to get her point across. Though her trusty, sexily-clad backup dancer seems gravely worried about Gaga’s condition, his anxiety vanishes once she begins to dance again. Sure, she resumes puking uncontrollably behind him once he turns around, but the man dutifully does his job and continues to dance sexily. Ignorance is truly bliss, little monsters. Though some overly critical pop pundits might suggest that Gaga’s vomiting was an unintentional consequence of poor aerobic conditioning or negligent tour hygiene, there is surely a more generous interpretation of Gaga putting her body on the line like a good old sideshow act of yore: she was probably just trying to best Justin Bieber. That kid can barely even dance and vomit at the same time.
Gaga fans: want some more tracks to add to your pop playlist? Check out OurStage act Casey Desmond!
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