2 Chainz And Juicy J Star In Online Video Games

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Originally living in shamanic clans on the world of Draenor, 2 Chainz and Juicy J were forced to abandon their peaceful culture after the demon lord Kil’jaeden of the Burning Legion vengefully corrupted¦oh, sorry. We’re getting word that 2 Chainz and Juicy J are actually featured in their own video games. Our mistake.

While the rappers probably wouldn’t last a second against the mongrel orc hordes, they seem to do just fine making it rain on pole-dancing strippers and jumping over chasms while decked out in Adidas gear. In Juicy J’s “Bandz A Make Her Dance” game, you get to dole out handfuls of cash by showering one-dollar bills on pole dancers as you inexplicably level up while his recent single plays in the background. It’s kind of like Super Mario.

2 Chainz’ Adidas-sponsored “Live In Color” game is a little more goal-based. After a sinister force sucks the color out of the world and dissolves his beloved chains, 2 Chainz must run, jump, and collect colored power-ups to restore color to the planet. Plus, you get to hear a sweet 8-bit version of his “Birthday Song” instrumental. Somehow, those trap-style snares sound way better when bitcrunched.

Of course, 2 Chainz and Juicy J aren’t the first musicians to get on the retro video game platform. If you never experienced them, knock yourself out by playing Fall Out Boy Trail, or any iteration of the seminal classic EMOGAME.

If you like 2 Chainz, check out OurStage artist BabyJay.

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