Cee Lo Green Announces Upcoming Memoir

Five-time Grammy award winner. Producer, solo artist, and member of both Gnarls Barkley and the Goodie Mob. Current judge for The Voice. Well, it looks like Cee Lo Green is adding “author” to his list of accomplishments, with a memoir set to be published in 2013. The book is reportedly co-written by Rolling Stone contributing editor David Wild, with insights from rapper Big Gipp.

“He dresses in sequined capes, performs with the Muppets and Madonna, and does 360° flips with a grand piano at his fingertips,” says Grand Central Publishing executive Beth de Guzman. “Imagine all that outrageously unique and creative talent channeled into a book.”

Give us a second…ok, there it is, we’re imagining it. Wow, this is outrageous. Still, it’s got nothing on Crüe’s The Dirt.