Discourse & Dischord

The Good

Justin Bieber’s Believe drops

Justin Bieber released his record Believe on Tuesday, which was immediately followed by an outbreak of Bieber fever. No one was safe, including Manhattan borough president Scott M. Stringer, who announced that Tuesday was to be known as Justin Bieber Appreciation Day. The ladies of The View and their teenage audience became faint when Biebs performed, and even Jimmy Fallon hallucinated a bit. Just in case you haven’t been infected, here’s the Biebs performing Boyfriend on The View.

Ryan Gosling sweats till he bleeds

Ermahgerd ¦ Ryan Gosling in hammer pants thrusting his 10-year-old pelvis out to C + C Music Factory’s Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) ¦ with his sister. Enjoy.