Nicki Minaj Considers Reality Show

Nicki Minaj’s plot for world pop culture domination is nearing completion. During the past month, the singer announced the November re-release of the next chapter in her Leaves of Grass“esque Pink Friday saga, became the newest American Idol judge, and released a brand of perfume that looks like the urn for a cremated cyborg prostitute. As if that weren’t enough, Minaj recently stated in an interview with Perez Hilton that she would “consider” working on a reality television show. Minaj explained, “The more people see, the more they understand, and the more they like you. If you only have such one-dimensional things to go off as rumors or stuff on blogs, then you never get to know the artist. But sometimes, when you pull them into your world, they understand everything.” Reportedly, Minaj’s show would air on the E! Network, the home of fellow misunderstood families like the Kardashians, who have yet to make sense to anybody.

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Friday, July 20, 2012.