Oasis is the gift that keeps on giving. Years after their final performance, the ’90s Britpop giants continue to entertain, mostly for the Gallagher brothers’ often hilarious continued offstage sniping. Really, CBS should have made one or both of them an offer to take over the Letterman show. We would tune in regularly. But singer Liam Gallagher threw fans into a frenzy last night when he tweeted “OASIS” one letter at a time (and then helpfully summarizing, in a single tweet, “OASIS LG” (yes, he signs his tweets “LG”)).
Does this mean a reunion is in the works, as many have speculated? No. It means Liam was either screwing with fans or drunk or both. Paul ‘Bonehead’ Arthurs, former guitarist of the band, told NME he thought maybe Liam was just thinking out loud, so to speak, because the two had been out drinking together.
In reaction to the tweets, bookmakers suspended bets on Oasis headlining Glastonbury Festival. Yes, Liam Gallagher’s tweets caused such instability in the market as to suspend trading.
In any case, this is as good an opportunity as any to revisit, as NME did, the comedy gold that is Liam’s twitter account, as well as a recent viral hit – brother Noel‘s commentary on old Oasis videos.
“Oh, I was fucking drunk…in this video. Look how pissed I am there. That’s me really pissed.”
- Beyoncé gave a better name to her clothing line than to her own daughter.
- Is Adele giving in to peer pressure?
- Don’t try to stalk Selena Gomez.
- Which rapper is calling himself “the Obama of hip-hop?” Hint: It’s not Kanye.
- Is Skrillex going from last to first?
- Here’s a new one: Noel Gallagher is pissed.
- Best Coast must be emo.
- Get your air guitars ready… The Mars Volta are coming back!
All month long you’ve been bombarded with year-end lists ranking the best albums of the year, songs of the year and the like. Here at Vs., however, we decided to give you a more unique year-end list; the year’s biggest music beefs. Feuding musicians is nothing new to rock and roll, but the advent of the Internet and sites like Twitter give artists an easy platform to take shots at each other”and we get to watch it all happen in real time. So without further ado, the music world’s biggest beefs of 2011:
4. Bon Iver vs. The Avalanches
This one all started back in February, when The New York Times held an interview with Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon. There was an unpublished excerpt in the interview regarding the GRAMMYs, where Vernon called them “ridiculous” and “not important,” and also slammed any artist who was hoping to win a GRAMMY. But after Bon Iver was nominated for four GRAMMY awards, the unpublished excerpts leaked online. Electronic group The Avalanches took offense to these comments, especially since Vernon is appearing in ads for Bushmills whiskey. The band said via Twitter, “a musicians ˜art is compromised’ if he/she desires a grammy .but endor$ing a product with proven devastating health risks is ok? a product which kills 100k p/a in the US alone..man kids look up to you. #rememberwhenitwascoolNOTtosellout.” While the Avalanches do bring up some good points about the dangers of alcohol and how Vernon’s appearance in the ads might possibly affect the younger members of his fan base, their comments about selling out seem a bit over dramatic. With record sales dwindling it’s become common practice for indie artists to license their music for advertisements in order to make a living. Artists like The Black Keys, Vampire Weekend and countless others have done so in recent years while maintaining their artistic integrity. Our advice to the Avalanches? Quit trying to pick fights with other bands and finish your second album already! We’ve only been waiting eleven years….
- We wonder how Kurt Cobain would react to hearing the Muppets’ a capella version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
- Way to broaden your horizons, Alex Turner.
- Not so fast, looks like the Biebs may still be the baby daddy after all.
- WTF Gallagher headline of the day: Noel is upset his phone wasn’t hacked.
- Google’s next obvious step towards world domination.
- A supergroup with Amy Winehouse and ?uestlove!? If only.
- Apparently being a female touring musician isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
” Tom Petty, “Jammin’ Me” (1987)
“Fuck Tom Petty!””Eddie Murphy
Oh, those crazy stars! What will they say next? And will they ever learn? What a tangled web they weave when they start to take pot shots at each other.
Celebrity feuds have existed since before the dawn of the pop charts. Eminem owes much of his early notoriety to cutting down to size the likes of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, ‘N Sync and Moby in videos and on record. Meanwhile, off the record (though always totally for attribution), Katy Perry has never met a fellow chart-topper she wouldn’t slag off.
But lately, stars keep colliding and disturbing the peace in the music galaxy. Liam Gallagher just filed suit against his brother Noel over the latter’s claim that Liam pulled out of a high-profile Oasis gig in 2009 due to a hangover and over comments Noel made blaming Liam for the demise of the band. But then brothers in arms have engaged in verbal”and occasionally, physical” combat since the heyday of the Kinks, which featured the dueling Davies, Ray and Dave. Chris and Rich Robinson of the Black Crowes, William and Jim Reid of the Jesus and Mary Chain, and Kings of Leon‘s Followill brothers have the battle scars to prove it.
- These blokes have been trading barbs forever, so this was just inevitable.
- Maybe boxed wine would have been more appropriate.
- This indiegasm brought to you by Andrew Bird.
- Gonna go back to school shopping. Or die trying.
- Some show promoter just lost a whole lot of clients.
- Way better than a blow dryer.
- Katy Perry is the luckiest person to come out of the bible belt since…well, forever.
- J. Cole is “mad nervous”.
- Jennifer Hudson, you look good, girl. But we don’t know if we’d go this far.
- The Biebs is back. Not that he really went anywhere.
- Sometimes Lady Gaga is “really happy” when she writes music, and sometimes she’s “really angry”. How profound.
- The Game gets “off the hook” for phone prank. Phone..hook…get it!?
- Do we really want to live in a world where “sexting” is in the dictionary? Well, now we do.
- Don’t we all, Noel. Don’t we all.
- Too soon?
- Jessica Simpson obviously doesn’t know what professional dancing means.