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R. Kelly Is Suuuuuuper Sketchy, Remember?
posted: December 16, 2013
R. Kelly A couple of pieces making the rounds today remind us that Robert Kelly is a really suspect dude and quite probably a sexually predatory monster (note: insert the word “allegedly” wherever applicable here).…
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R. Kelly To Release More 'Trapped In The Closet' Chapters In 2014
posted: December 5, 2013
Way back in 2012 we brought you the news that R. Kelly would be revisiting his infamous hip-hopera, Trapped in the Closet. But if you thought that was the end of it, think again. Two…
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Lady Gaga Channels The 1980s With A Little Help From R. Kelly On "Do What U Want"
posted: October 23, 2013
2013 is going to go down in history as the year throwback pop took over the radio. Justin Timberlake led the Top 40 movement with “Suit & Tie,” Betty Who led indie acts with “Somebody…
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The Editorialist: 5 Songs To Keep You Sane This Thanksgiving
posted: November 20, 2012
Thanksgiving is a time for oven-baked turkey, slow cooked vegetables, massive amounts of pie, and of course, family chaos. The holidays simply aren’t complete without a bit of craziness in the family kitchen. That’s why…
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Thursday, November 15, 2012
posted: November 15, 2012
There is nothing more R. Kelly-sounding than Black Panties. The coolest public lectures ever. A little too soon, Mick? The last place you expected to hear Stevie Wonder. Neon Indian takes on cyberspace. Album artwork…
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Thursday, November 8, 2012
posted: November 8, 2012
R. Kelly’s terrifying octogenarian transformation. More Lana is always good. And Rush Limbaugh is so much more respectful of women¦ A kangaroo dance would definitely not be as popular. Biden! Jackson vs. Jacksun.
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