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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

posted: September 4, 2012

R. Kelly sticks to what he does best. Get well soon, Billie Joe! This is the way it was meant to sound. American style. The boys are decidedly not back in town. Wait, what?
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Sound And Vision: Post-Mortem Pop, Starring Drake’s Aaliyah Resurrection and the Second Coming of Whitney Houston

posted: August 24, 2012

Drake must be the luckiest guy in music. He’s got an enviable portfolio of assets: looks, talent, street cred, excellent connections, gold and multi-platinum. Now the Canadian rapper has a beautiful woman, too”at least a…
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Thursday, August 23, 2012

posted: August 23, 2012

The trailer we’ve all been waiting for. Guess their amps just went to eleven. Now that is prodigious. Sorry guys, they’re not actually going to fight. Very descriptive, Mr. Bach. Well, this doesn’t sound too…
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The Gregory Brothers Redefine The Meaning Of "Going H.A.M."

posted: August 16, 2012

It’s been far too long since The Gregory Brothers have made a hit song out of a YouTube video. Luckily, the wait is over. It all started when YouTube user Daym Drops made a hilarious…
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Monday, August 13, 2012

posted: August 13, 2012

This was just waiting to be made. One wonders if Appetite would have sold as well with this artwork. At least now R.Kelly won’t monopolize the free salsa lessons. File under “surprising.” And just when…
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Thursday, June 28th, 2012

posted: June 28, 2012

Don’t cross the KatyCats… Nicki’s still cool with Hot 97 (phew!) Only Adam Levine could star on a show he’s never seen. Get well soon, R. Kelly! No new Aerosmith…yet… Mary J. is sorry for…
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